Supertrain 1979

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NBC Television/Dan Curtis Production

How did I miss this late-70’s movie on rails?  NBC invested big bucks in promoting and creating this pilot movie and just eight TV episodes — none of which I ever saw when it first came out.  Viewing the 2 hour pilot movie, it becomes clear why NBC decided to quietly bury the series and hope no one would notice.  It is 120 minutes of corny, over-acted, disco-soiled dreck.  Oh, you bet your sweet patootie, this is an obscure train movie!

Supertrain – Express to Terror takes place on board an “Atom-Powered, Steam-Turbined Machine” which travels from Grand Central Terminal in New York City to Los Angeles in 36 hours.  It is wide WIDE gauge with the rails appearing to be 10 – 12 feet apart (instead of the normal 4′ 8 1/2″).  The train is double decked and features a disco, bar, swimming pool, exercise car with sauna and starkly-lit bedroom suites for all the passengers.

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Resembling an original BART consist, Supertrain prepares to leave G.C.T. for Los Angeles.

Disclaimer:  Sorry for the fuzzy pictures.  Best I could do with my DVD screen captures…

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In a nod to New York Central’s 20th Century Limited, they roll out the red carpet at G.C.T. for Supertrain; Conductor Edward Andrews howls through his wretched rendition of, “All Aboarrrrrrd!”.  He sounds like a lovesick moose with a sore throat.

Even the star-studded NBC cast can’t rescue this train wreck (if you’ll pardon the expression), but the list is still impressive:  Steve Lawrence, Ron Masak, Don Meredith, Vicki Lawrence, George Hamilton, Stella Stevens, Fred Williamson, Nita Talbot, Char Fontane, Don Stroud, Keenan Wynn all make appearances.

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“Dandy” Don Meredith (with Steve Lawrence) turns in the most believable performance as he is just playing himself having a few drinks; Keenan Wynn (The Chairman) orders, FULL SPEED AHEAD!!

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Steve Lawrence and Don Stroud (shown here with Char Fontane) both turn in particularly over-the top performances, best left unsaid.

Since the acting is so risible, let’s just concentrate on the train itself.  Apparently, NBC built a huge layout for their Supertrain model to run on.  These shots appear at various times throughout the picture.

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Supertrain blasts out of G.C.T.; Supertrain rolls along the viaduct.

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Coming and going shots of the wide gauge luxury train.

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You’ve GOT to have switches, lights and knobs on an atomic train.  I absolutely LOVE the graphics on that elevator. It just screams, “1979!!!”

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Supertrain makes an intermediate stop at “Big Rock”.  Conductor Edward Andrews smugly sits with Robert Alda and Nita Talbot whilst some native American Indians glumly look on.

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As Supertrain pulls out of Big Rock, we get a good look at the double decker section of the consist….with steam shooting out everywhere!

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Steve Lawrence yelling at Don Meredith from outside; With gumball red lights flashing and speed approaching 220 mph, the engineer waves his hat, Slim Pickens/Dr. Strangelove style.

Will the train make it to L.A. in one piece or crash?  Is someone on the train really trying to kill Steve Lawrence?  Is Don Stroud really that bad of an actor?  Will Don Meredith have another bourbon on the rocks?  Purchase this DVD on the internet and find out the not-very-exciting conclusion!

See what IMDb has to say about Supertrain – Express to Terror 1979:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079129/

THE END

If you have ANY information about this movie, please contact me at:
Lindsay.Korst@gmail.com.

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About Lindsay Korst

Webmaster, Blogmaster, Ferroequinologist - Lindsay Korst works part-time for a nationwide home improvement center after a 20+ year career supporting computer users. A resident of the Seattle area since 1976, he has had a life-long interest in railroads, particularly those in the Pacific Northwest. He is an enthusiastic participant in the Great Northern Railway Historical Society. He and his wife reside in Redmond, Washington.
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2 Responses to Supertrain 1979

  1. I was so pumped to see this movie when I was a kid — but, wow, incredibly lame production. Thanks … I guess … for reminding me (shudder).

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    • My pleasure, Carl…

      I was similarly enthused opening night (1979) of Star Trek “The Motion Picture”, however, after an hour of watching Kirk and crew running around in their pajamas, I inevitably fell asleep. I’m told I didn’t miss much.

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